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Welcome to Queer Dodgeball Toronto
Fall 2025
You've been randomly selected to join the best team this season. Join our WhatsApp chat using the link below for important information, coordinating with your team, information about our socials, and tasteful nudes.
Star is a five time Grammy awarding winning singer and dancer. He has written songs for Lady Gaga, Madonna, and the Clinton Administration.
Carl is a New York Times best selling author, stand up comedian, and has won the Nobel prize in science three times in a row.
We're both experienced players, and between us have over 25 seasons of GBS experience as players. We've also both experienced captains and have collectively won each of the possible trophies in prior seasons.
And yes, we are the winners of the Captains of the Year for the last season! [These two paragraphs are actually not lies]
WHAT DO I DO IF I NEED HELP OR HAVE QUESTIONS?
Both of us are here to answer any questions you have. Don't be scared.
WHAT KIND OF SOCIALS CAN I EXРЕСТ FROM THIS TEAM?
We hope to have a variety of socials throughout the season including: activities like Activate, team mixers, board game nights, or going out. PLEASE be vocal about what you would like to do this season, and, everyone is welcome to coordinate events.
I AM NEW TO THE LEAGUE (OR RETURNING) AND DON'T REALLY KNOW THE RULES...
No problem. A comprehensive rules PDF will be emailed to everyone by the directors. Please read it carefully BEFORE the first games. Also please attend the rules primer to learn all the changes.
WHAT DO I DO AFTER THE GAMES?
Join us and the rest of the league at Pegasus each week. You get to socialize, meet other players, and overheat from the steam of 300 sweaty boys.
DO I JUST SIT AROUND WHEN IT IS TIME TO REF OTHER GAMES?
NO! When we ref, it is an active process and you are expected to participate actively! We will each have a different role and we all join in to help keep the games running smoothly.
IF I AM HIT, SHOULD I JUST PRETEND NOT TO HAVE BEEN HIT?
NO! We play honorably, and if you know you got hit, promptly get off the court. It is also important to line up at the back of the line when you get off. It is last off, last in, no cheating.
CAN I MISS A LOT OF GAMES AND SHOW UP LATE EVERY WEEK?
No. It makes the season less enjoyable for the rest of us. If you can't participate fully or will be often late, please let us know in order to pull from the waitlist.
I NO LONGER WANT TO PLAY, I CHANGED MY MIND
Please let us know as early as possible so that we can bring a player from the waitlist.
WHAT DO I BRING TO THE GAMES
NON MARKING INDOOR DRY SHOES
Your jersey and shorts
Water, a sweat towel, change of clothes for after, and deodorant
Your positive attitude and eagerness to play
I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT SPORTS
That's OK. We're here first and foremost to have fun time and make friends. All we ask if that you try your best!
